Am I Smarter Than a Potato?

“It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.”

(This essay was originally published in the now-incredibly-broken-beyond-repair “Late-Bloomer Blog”, in 2014.)

CAN I grow potatoes in a parking lot?

My big project for 2014 (aside from becoming “Independently Self-Sufficient”, that is) was to be able to feed the household without having to purchase any vegetable I could grow myself.